During a recent interview, Plies was asked about the amount of jewelry he wears. Using his inside voice, he responded, "I always tell people it's what you call a stupid investment." He said this while wearing not one, but two diamond-encrusted chains. Oh, the humanity! Stupid investment or not, Plies sure has a lot of diamond-encrusted chains. With his latest album, Goon Affiliated, in stores this week, we're taking a look at a History of Plies' Greatest Chains.